You’ve stumbled upon the next 36 songs you need to hear.
Free Form Telephony is an audio/visual mixtape updated every Friday.
“Free Form Telephony 4 Life!” shouts a middle-aged man.
“But, Kind sir, these words make no sense,” you reply completely surprised and entirely confused by this sudden outburst of gibber-gabber from a seemingly mild-mannered man.
“Oh, sorry, please allow me to explain, Freeform Radio is programming that allows the individual DJ near-complete control over what is played from moment to moment.
Telephony is the use of telephones.
Hence, Freeform Telephony is a freeform mixtape gifted to you through a combination of smartphone and wifi technology,” the man replies in a very scholarly voice.
“Interesting, but how do I receive this gift?” you ask.
“You already have,” he replies before walking away without offering another word.